OK, OK, I am game. I hope these are so bad that they are inherently humorous. Of course that is the purpose of a Clerihew anyway! To carry on the Mother's Day theme put forth by many so far, my first is in honor of the woman who bore me who is now a fine mountain woman of Florissant, CO:
Vicki KalletAnd one for the fantastic mother of my children:
Married in Phoenix but chose a mountain climate
Paul Bunyan to the max
She wields a mighty mean axe!
The lovely Donna RohdeAnd one more, because this is addictive and I am having fun writing them!
Wears her heart on her sleeve, not at all toady
Never struck her children, not even one bit
Though she loves to inflict pain by popping a zit
George Bush
Some think his brain is mush
It is an impossible job, being the "Prez"
I think he would look fabulous wearing a fez
How's that for amateurish???
3 comments:
Jim! I loved these. The zit one made me cringe, as was probably intended. :)
Love the GW fez one too! Great entries in my book!
Awesome. The one about popping zits is PRICELESS!!!
Dreaming What Ifs...
GLAD you were game, Jim! You're right...these ARE inherently (insanely) humorous. How can I say "nice job", though, when you're waxing poetic about zit poppin'??? ;)
j/k
You conjured up some mighty memorable images...and spot on clerihews!
~ Robin
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